Emir BardakçıXiaomi is known for powerful smartphones, smart home devices, and innovative AI features — but the true fans know the company’s ecosystem is much larger, and weirder, than that. During these years, Xiaomi launched some of the most surprising, funny, and completely unexpected products in the tech world. Here are the top examples that make every Xiaomi fan say “Only Xiaomi would do this.”
1. Xiaomi Smart Toilet Night Light
Yes, Xiaomi even makes your toilet smarter. This tiny automatic night light attaches to the bowl and lights up when you approach it in the dark. It’s both helpful and hilarious — a true symbol of Xiaomi’s “smart everything” philosophy.
2. Xiaomi Portable Fish Tank With a Built-In Filter
A fish tank from a smartphone company? Only Xiaomi. This mini aquarium, complete with built-in water circulation and LED lighting, turns your desk into a tiny aquatic ecosystem.
3. Xiaomi Pet Hair Vacuum for Your Cat or Dog
Not just a regular vacuum, but one that grooms your pet. It brushes the hair, collects it, and resembles a cross between a Dyson and a salon tool made for felines. Surprisingly practical, undeniably funny.
4. Xiaomi Smart Mosquito Killer
Because apparently, killing mosquitoes requires AI too. This device uses UV light to attract insects and quietly zaps them with a fan mechanism. It’s weirdly futuristic — very Xiaomi.
5. Xiaomi Electric Screwdriver Pen
A screwdriver disguised as a high-end ballpoint pen, sleek, tiny, and so overengineered it can disassemble your whole phone if you are not careful. Tech fans love it. Normal people just don’t get it.
6. Xiaomi Smart Trash Can
Wave your hand, and the trash can opens by itself — like magic. It seals the bag automatically too, because apparently taking out the garbage manually is now outdated technology.
7. Xiaomi Smart Fish Feeder
For people who forget to feed their fish, Xiaomi developed a Wi-Fi–connected, remotely controlled fish feeder. You can literally feed your goldfish from another country.
8. Xiaomi Water Quality Tester Pen
This one looks like a pregnancy test for water… but it’s actually a digital TDS meter. Fans use it to test tap water, bottled water, even their aquarium. Practical? Yes. Funny? Absolutely.
9. Xiaomi Electric Nail File Set
A USB-C-powered professional manicure set. Xiaomi simply said, “Why not?” and made the most high-tech nail care gadget anyone had ever seen.
10. Xiaomi Smart Gloves With Heating
Winter gloves that warm your hands up with heating pads inside, because normal gloves are too mainstream for Xiaomi.
Xiaomi Really Makes Everything
These are the products that really show why Xiaomi’s ecosystem is one of the most entertaining in the tech world: from smart toilets to mosquito killers, and grooming vacuums for your pets, the company isn’t afraid to experiment-and that’s exactly why people love Xiaomi. You never know what they will launch next, but one thing is certain: it’s going to be surprising, useful, and probably a little funny.
